jack and jill

Once upon a time there was a guy named Jack and a girl named Jill. They where very weird looking. So they went up the hill to get more good looking at the well. When they got there the water was all out so they went to the wicked witch of the south east.  When they got there the witch was dead! so they left.  Jack rolled down the hill and broke his head and became good looking.  Then Jill rolled down and broke her head and was sent to the hospital  for stupidity.  Then got sent to a mental hospital and stayed there the rest of her life .  Then Jack left her for a model and Jack got  married and has 14 children the end.