Once upon a time in a land far away stood a man on the planet of Enu.  This man was a space astronaut.  He was on a mission to discover the missing rover.  He was greeted by a bunch of aliens.  The man pulled his laser, but they just laughed, saying, "We're not hostile.  We're friendly."  So he holstered his laser.  They said,  "Follow us to our castle," so he did.

On  they way, he asked them, "Do you know where my planet's rover is?"  They responded, "Yes, we have been studying it."  He then asked them, "Where is it?"  They said,  "Don't get ahead of yourself now.  You must meet our king."  The king was a tall blue alien, much like every other alien, but much more handsome.  When asked to dinner, the astronaut agreed.  The king ordered his chef to make an original Enu feast. When it was prepared, the astronaut asked him how he and his planet learned English.  The king told him it was from studying the rover.  It was speaking to them.  The astronaut laughed.  "Machines don't talk.  Quick!  We must go to the rover."

They took him to the rover.  The astronaut started yelling,  "Mission control!  Mission control!"  Then he asked the king, "Has it been talking lately?"  The king said, "Yes, almost every minute."

Suddenly, they all heard, "John! John, is that you?"

The astronaut replied, "Mission control!  It's me!  I've found the rover and I'm coming home."

The aliens said,  "You can't do that." John replied, "Try and stop me!"  He pulled his laser and shot the king.  He grabbed the rover and ran.  The king yelled, "Get him!"  All his men chased the astronaut to his ship.  Out of nowhere, a rocket blew up his ship.  He ran into a cave for shelter.  The aliens stopped following him.  The astronaut didn't care, but was starting to get worried about getting off the planet.

John remembered seeing a ship in the lab.  He left the rover in the cave and went to get the ship.  He entered through the door.  Nobody was there because they where all helping the king.  He got a straight path to the ship.  He thought to himself,  "I probably started an intergalactic war!"  He remembered where the weapon room was and decided to get all their bombs.  He grabbed three bombs: one for the weapons, one for their ships, and one for everybody else.  He set the bombs to go off in three minutes.  He drove the space ship to the cave, grabbed the rover, and escaped the planet of Enu.

As he looked back, he saw a gigantic explosion.  He knew the world was safe.  

THE END